sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
is this a legit story…?
there is a hell, believe me i’ve seen it
where are we going? *clap clap clap* TO STEAL SOME SOULS.
Say it with me! E̶͓͓L͉̩̗͍͕̤͉̟̀͟ ̮̗͘F̧̜͓̘̪̮̪U͚̲̜͕̺̖̺͍͎E̟͈̬͈̥̟̤̝G͚̱̟͡O̷̶̙̹̫͖͔͉ ̸̵̭̠̲͢D̸͙̠̬̮͞È͏̘̩̥L̵͎͙̺̼̦̥̖ͅ ̷̢̻̦̟̱̺̲I̥͚̰̟̗̩͟Ń̲͈͝F̵̱̟́I҉̟̖͓̘͉͕͉ͅE͔͎̭̩̻͓R̯̬̜̠̦̕N͍̰̠̺͜O̼̠ͅ
I JUST FUCKING LOST IT
GOD DAMNIT I LOVE TAKING BACK SUNDAY.
And now you know. Excuse me while I finish this concert and then fill my Spotify with them. Forever.
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.