Nobody said it was going to be interesting, did they?

My name is Carson.

23 years old...most days.

I'm transgender - FtM.

I play drums for On Standby.

In my downtime, I write shitty, sappy songs about girls and feelings as Brave and Crazy.

GRYFFINDOR
{ wear }

 

chrispraht:

Lana Parrilla’s eyebrow has better arc than Hook’s ‘redemption story.’

innocentlyfabulous:

Look at the hairflip. And that adorable smile. How can you give her such little screen time? How? 

ohioisforhaters:

voiceforthemassive:

BRUH.
No RoFo and no 7-11. 
How…what HAPPENS in Ohio??

I don’t know how many times I have to tell you we don’t have anything worthwhile out here…

My God, if I could FedEx you some RoFo chicken I totally would. You have no idea.

ohioisforhaters:

voiceforthemassive:

BRUH.
No RoFo and no 7-11.
How…what HAPPENS in Ohio??

I don’t know how many times I have to tell you we don’t have anything worthwhile out here…

My God, if I could FedEx you some RoFo chicken I totally would. You have no idea.

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.