Nobody said it was going to be interesting, did they?

My name is Carson.

23 years old...most days.

I'm transgender - FtM.

I play drums for On Standby.

In my downtime, I write shitty, sappy songs about girls and feelings as Brave and Crazy.

GRYFFINDOR
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frozenstarrs:

dances-in-ashes:

shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

You mean Swan Queen?

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kenjiandcompany:

ecttobiologist:

as an artist, i like seeing tags like this on my drawings

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but what i really love, is seeing tags like this

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95% of my motivations as a writer here

(Source: ectobling)

tinkerbellreturns:

schmacky:

I think once they all get back to Storybrooke that the Charmings and Darlings should form a therapy group on how to deal with family members not being the ages they should be. 

Are you the same age as your mother? Is your daughter possibly older than you? Are your little brothers now 10+ years your senior? Is your big sister still a 14 year old girl? Well then! Come on down to Archie’s group therapy sessions Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8pm!

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xekstrin:

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze

xekstrin:

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze

(Source: boypart)

Light My Fire head canon [Neverland]

(Disclaimer: This head canon was brought to you by an anon prompt.)

Regina: Concentrate on your anger.

Snow: It's not right.

Charming: It won't work.

Emma: There's got to be another way.

Regina [rolls her eyes]: All right... there may be something else we can try.

[Everybody looks at her expectantly]

Regina: Are you sure you want your parents here for this?

[Emma frowns]

Regina: Just asking.

[Regina steps behind Emma]

Regina: Concentrate on the fire wood.

[Regina steps closer]

Regina: Concentrate...

]Closer]

Emma: ...

[Closer]

Regina: Concentrate...

[Closer]

Emma [starts sweating]: ...

[Regina moans lustfully into Emma's ear]

[A pillar of fire shoots from the ground where the fire wood had been laid out; everybody takes a step back, except for Regina. As Emma bumps into her, the fire pillar turns a bright red, then dies down as Emma jumps away from Regina.]

Emma: ...

Regina [smirks]: Looks like one of us needs to get laid... and the other one just might want to.

[Eyesex commences]

Snow: Is it too late to talk about this anger-thing?

Swan Queen AU - Regina dreams of Emma again. But this time there are no nasty swords involved.

(Source: tinakris)

dennys:

Where The Sidewalk Eggs by Eggshell Silverstein
There is a place where the sidewalk eggs,And before the feast begins,And there the milk pours soft and white,And there the bacon sizzles right,And there the Super Bird rests from his flightTo cool in the milkshake blend…

Look, who do I need to call to work for Denny’s social media team.Because seriously.I would so very deeply love that job.

dennys:

Where The Sidewalk Eggs by Eggshell Silverstein

There is a place where the sidewalk eggs,
And before the feast begins,
And there the milk pours soft and white,
And there the bacon sizzles right,
And there the Super Bird rests from his flight
To cool in the milkshake blend…

Look, who do I need to call to work for Denny’s social media team.
Because seriously.
I would so very deeply love that job.

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

Do you ever look at someone’s hands and like

yes

I’d like to hold those, please.